Why do I have such a hard time finding a one-liner when all around me is YARN!
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What Better?
This was a line-up of Beetles for One-Liner Wednesday from Pixabay.com
On a side note: Remember the cold weather complaints? Wasn’t that a couple days ago? Yeah, 84 today with plenty of humidity for feeling yucky. No to mention my silly dog was sick and shaking all night because of her obsession with kitty litter. So we are all tired today. She actually ate treats for being good. But then I daughter her over the litter again. Remind me why I like dogs?
A day of yuck!
I happen to feel that the degree of a person’s intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic.
โย ย Lisa Alther
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Just a quickie, I need to go over and log a thousand words in yWriter. The Pandas are needing my help in the Pandamapocalypse!
#WDIIA, #A2Z, Y, #One-Liner Wednesday
Shave and a haircut–Eugene!
That’s the One-liner for Wednesday and “S” for A2Z challenge that easily answers ‘What Day Is It Anyway?’. Bam! Take that!
SO, here is what I promised yesterday. This long hair has very few good days as it gets in my eyes and tickles my ears like bugs crawling on me. Here is the fairly good before. See? Combed back with my head tilted back not a problem. But who can run around like this?
Yeah, I don’t know how to do a selfie. I do have eyes that open!
Series of excuses for everything in no particular order:
Over Seventy
Have to wear glasses (not good for self-haircuts)
fibro/arthritis that lowers my energy to do anything
It’s raining
Bad mirror system
Razor in razorcomb dull on the longer side and not quite sharp enough on shorter side
Found out that ambidextrous doesn’t play well with baseball, crochet, or haircutting. Especially with the CombPal Scissor Clipper.
Sorry. I figured folks who don’t care would have quit reading by now. Oh, one final excuse. Flowbee doesn’t work and company following COVID19 suggestions so I can’t get the replacement part I need which I applaud, yet it saddens me.
Since the above didn’t work for me and I tried the method that I used on my babies. Finger-comb cut which makes everything about an inch long (fatter fingers longer skinny fingers shorter)
But lack o’ glasses caused this sore bit that caused me to quit, for now, fingers didn’t need to be cut. Just saying.
The sides and top turned out okay. I can’t see the back and I’m not finished so nicer front view first:
Now the reason for Eugene in the one-liner. It seemsย I now have the Eugene Top-Hat from The Walking Dead.
But I’m not stuck with it. My wonderful spouse says he will do the back for me, YAY!
So how is your pandemic going?
P.S. Wordage count for CampNaNo is 27,509. But I am still working on it.
I woke up with that running around in my head. I decided that had to be the One-liner.
Mahna Mahna
Because today the letter of the day is:
ย 
I still have about 40 minutes to continue writing on my CampNaNo. Instead of talking about that, let me share tonight’s Sunsets. I am so happy to have other things to think about than the norm. Sunsets and mornings with muppets singing in my head. That’s my miracles and mirth.
I hope you all had miraculous days or found some magic out there.
The other day my husband and I were sitting in our recliners. We were watching something. I don’t know what. But both of us disagreed with what we saw. As we shook our heads he said:
Stereophonic Indecision
I wrote it on a nearby envelope. Perfect for #One-Liner Wednesday. So there you have it! Thank you, Linda G. Hill for the prompt!
Animals
(Kali, Teddy, and Rosey) Social Distancing on my bed while I get morning writing done.
This is how it started.
Then Rosey (you can barely see her but the blackness with the blue tag on the right) wanted to join.
Yep, that’s when they all got up and chased through the house.
One-liner Wednesday prompt hosted by Linda G. Hill
And that was the start of #A-to-Z Challenge.
Sometimes change comes in drips or drops,
sometimes change comes in a tsunami.
Yeah. I think we’re past the dripping. It seems we refused changes of beauty before. Now maybe this tsunami of illness will bring a strong-armed change. If we take the time to be responsible people we may find the best in all of us.
I don’t know where that quote came from. I looked it up on Google and didn’t find it. If anyone knows who said it first, I will be glad to give credit where it is due.
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